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Joke of the Day
"My ex wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better!"
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"Who did the pirate lose his virginity to? His first mate."
"Why do midgets giggle when running through a field? The grass tickles their balls as they run."
"What do you find with 4 Catholics? A fifth."
"Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it's being shoved into an oven"
"I hope Death is a man. That way it will come quickly and be over before I know it."
"It was Beethoven's 245th birthday yesterday. Of course, that's only 35 in human years "
"ME: Honey, I bought a Pet Rock WIFE: A WHAT? ME: Shhh, you'll make him nervous DWAYNE JOHNSON: *already peeing all over the carpet*"
"If I ever want to hide something from my husband I'd put it in the dishwasher- he'd never look in there"
"I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep"