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Joke of the Day
"A man died in his home when a pile of books fell on him police say he had only his shelf to blame."
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"""There is no such thing as a stupid question."" - person who has never walked my family through attaching a photo to an email."
"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi!"
"Someone should invent a version of Twitter for people who spell things like rappers. They could call it ""twita"". Dat would b nize"
"LOL at people who ""love seafood"" but won't even eat a silverfish"
"What did Putin say after listening to the West whine about the invasion of Ukraine Crimea river baby"
"If someone asks if you've been crying just say, ""why... do you want to watch?"" and it will weird them out enough to leave you alone"
"The only thing worse than paying for internet access in a hotel is free wireless that doesn't work."
"Nowadays these adverts don't even make sense. The other day I saw this advert that said. The mother of all broadband! Virgin."
"Abortions........ Really suck the life outta you"