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Joke of the Day
"Global warming is partially bullshit. About 18% http://www.fao.org/ag/magazine/0612sp1.htm"
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"Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that sir? Professor: Positive."
"[coffee shop] *casually puts arm around wife* *reaches up to Free Wifi sign with a pen* *changes last ""i"" to an ""e"", draws downward arrow*"
"My wife is an angel. Bob and Harry are fishing one day.... Bob.... ""How's your wife been?"" Harry....""She's an angel, how about yours?"" Bob....""Egh, mine is still alive."""
"The best revenge is living well, unless you own a flamethrower."
"When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I just wanna to use my finger & write `""WASH ME""` on her face."
"Edward Scissorhand's death was probably from running."
"Why do Republicans hate lotion? Because the directions say to apply it liberally."
"How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything lol"
"fire works? buddy all fire works haha just some topical humor here on Twitter Online, where anything can happen"