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Joke of the Day
"Global warming is partially bullshit. About 18% http://www.fao.org/ag/magazine/0612sp1.htm"
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"The Energizer bunny is dead... Someone put the batteries in backwards and he died of sexual exhaustion."
"If you push George W Bush into a vat of concrete. It would set a very bad president."
"I've been that, done that, had that, lost that, needed that and felt that. Just a few of the many reasons why I always drink to ""that""."
"What do you call someone sexually attracted to plants? A ChloroPhile"
"What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date? Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!"
"What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo"
"An accountant who disappears with all his client's money is a math magician."
"Remember back in the olden days when we used wood-burning stoves and AOL?"
"I always carry a pocket of spare bolts at the carnival and hand two or three to the person taking the seat after me. ""I found these. Weird?"""