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Joke of the Day
"Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton walk into a plane............... Ouch..."
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"How do you trace a scatter plot? You give the pencil to Michael J. Fox."
"English version of Breaking bad in progress It will last one season with only one episode where Walt will be diagnosed with Cancer but will get treated by NHS and wil end up living on benefits."
"What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair? ROLAIDS"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
"I am not a racist (Nsfw) Racism is a crime, crime is for black people. I don't mean to hurt anyones feelings! A coworker just told me this."
"A man is chasing a talking emu... The Emu is taunting him, saying ""you can't catch me! I can run at 80 km/h, you can only manage 20!"" to which the the man replies ""You can run but you can't fly!"""
"I went in HMV earlier and asked the guy behind the counter if they had any Run DMC records. ""Walk this way,"" he replied."
"Moses parts the Hi-C... ...To save the juice"
"No wonder I'm waiting for my Prince His white horse has ended up in the lasagna"