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Joke of the Day

"Sexual predators are never funny Unless Lena Dunham writes about being one."

"""You'll have more fun in high school, Zach.""nn""You'll have more fun in college, Zach.""nn""You'll have more fun in Hell, Zach."""

"What do catholic body builders lift? Their guilt."

"I have a great knock-knock joke... but you have to start it."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator"

"There was a kidnapping at my school last week... don't worry they woke him up."

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE"

"That's it, teachers. Keep gloating on Facebook about your snow day. You'll see my kids tomorrow after their breakfast of Coke & Pixy Stix."

"How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment."

"I flipped off a latino guy who cut me off in traffic and now I'm polling at 8% in the Republican primary."