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Joke of the Day
"What is white and twelve inches long? Nothing"
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"Friday is just Monday with tits."
"What does Donald Trump call a hundred dollar bill? Trump change"
"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single ,,,,kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"
"Nick Kroll and Amy Poehler are moving to France to start a family... They want a house full of French Krollers."
"Kid 1: Hurt my elbow School Nurse: Here's an ice pack K2: *fever* SN: Ice pack K3: *diarrhea* SN: Ice pack K4: *decapitated* SN: Ice pack"
"Here is how you can tell John Cena is kicked out of Hogwarts. He abuses the invisibility spell."
"Did you hear about the guy who'd just broken up with his Asian girlfriend? He felt a little disoriented."
"I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!"
"If Edward Snowden worked at a grocery market.. *Loudspeaker* Paging Mr. Edward Snowden, Mr. Ed Snowden Constitutional breech on isle 1 & 4 Will Mr. Snowden please inform the public accordingly"