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Joke of the Day
"I asked my wife to pick up some French bread from the grocery store But ciabatta roll instead."
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"Best pickup line that should not fail. Guy: Wanna have great sex. Girl: No. Guy: Great, let's go then."
"Make sure you your hands if you shit your pants Atleast be sanitary"
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"What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !"
"A positive parent.. A positive parent said to their negative child... Your grounded."
"Interviewer: Any questions? Me: On the sitcom Friends, how come the only couch at the coffee shop was always available for them?"
"A Master Baker is known to put a lot of himself into his work."
"I'm gonna be celebrating MLK the only way I know how... By napping, because you can't have a dream if you aint sleeping."
"Two men walk out of a bar, both are drunk and ready to fight! One draws a line in the dirt and says to the other man, ""If you cross this line i will punch you!"" That was the punchline."