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Joke of the Day

"Friday is just Monday with tits."

"I really need to stop making jokes about drugs... They always seem to fall snort."

"Never go to restaurants with Hipster Chefs. The food is spoiled. They've been using refrigerators before they were cool."

"No I don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent."

"My grandmother said she would give birth to my mother when the time machine was invented. Apparently she lied."

"What did the horny frog say? Rub-it"

"How does Super Mario contact the dead? He uses a Luigi board."

"It's better to have hope in your soul.."

"Two clean jokes that start dirty. What's brown and sticky? A STICK! What's a foot long and slippery? A SLIPPER!"

"Advertisers think we're like ""Oh a pop-up ad is in the way of the thing I actually want to watch? I should purchase whatever it's selling!"""