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Joke of the Day

"Why do prison guards use Proactive? To prevent further breakouts."

"25 pumpkins only 90's kids could spice"

"I called in to work and asked my boss what the difference between work and his daughter was. I'm not coming into work this morning."

"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"I wrote a terrible race joke today. My friends told me never to tell it. Here it is: Why was the white man chasing the black man? Because he was in first place."

"I'll see your fun outdoor activity and raise you a nap."

"You can tell I'm having a tough time writing this teleplay by all the crumpled up laptops overflowing my trash can."

"Why did a hungry African man crossed the road? To get the aids."

"What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network? LANscaping."

"What's the difference between a slut and a bowling ball? Nothing....you find them both in an alley, finger the holes, throw them in the gutter, and they keep coming back."