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"""Peanuts, big butts, M&M's, large butts, raisins, huge butts."" - Sir Trail Mix-a-Lot"
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"How do you starve a lazy person. You put the welfare check in his work boots."
"Get AIDS from a toilet seat A patient says, Doctor, can I get AIDS from a toilet seat? The doctor replies, Yes, but only by sitting down before the last guy gets up."
"Did you hear about the emotional wedding? Even the cake was in tiers!"
"My wife always takes up two parking spaces. She ought to go on a diet."
"What did a pirate say to fellow pirate? Are you seeding?"
"FYI, you don't have to be a waiter in order to go in a restaurant and wander from table to table asking people, ""How's everything tasting"""
"What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm? Organised crime."
"What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore Arms."
"What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim? A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim *wants* the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye."