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Joke of the Day

"What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore Arms."

"Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes? I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist."

"REALLY?! WHY?! - my reaction to meeting a white guy named Andre"

"Your password needs to contain a capital letter a number an emoji a plot and a protagonist with some character development and a twist end."

"I made up a color in my head today. It was a pigment of my imagination."

"There's nobody in this world who gives LESS of a FUCK about helping you and your problem than a person working in customer service."

"What does gasoline taste like? I don't know, I'm in a coma."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ashley ! Ashley who ? Ashley-t's foot !"

"One day... I'll look up what procrastination means."

"I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until I bought a bag of chips."