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Joke of the Day
"I've started up a chip shop in Auschwitz. I called it ""Arbeit Macht Fries""."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a chick pea and potato? I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face."
"Hey Seattle, Wanna win the Superbowl? No thanks, We'll pass!"
"I could tell you a bad, groan-worthy pun about an angry bowler who lashes out and ""strikes"" a fellow bowler, but I'll spare you."
"Girls hope you celebrated Valentines Day responsibly, or you'll be celebrating Thanksgiving in a maternity ward"
"What is the most pirated movie ever? Arrrrrrrgo"
"Why is Junkrat a feminist's favorite class in Overwatch? TRIGGERED"
"What do you say when you step on a snake? Well that bites."
"What does a gay horse eat? Dick you idiot."
"John Fogerty's ""Centerfield"" makes no sense. I'm pretty sure he'd fly first-class."