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Joke of the Day
"I've started up a chip shop in Auschwitz. I called it ""Arbeit Macht Fries""."
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"My friend asked ""What do blind people think about when they masturbate?"" I'd be willing to bet that it is something along the lines of ""Who the f*ck is watching me"""
"Times are tough, jobs are scarce, I know I don't have the greatest body, but for you single ladies, I'll gigolo if the price is right. . ."
"I'm just saying, instead of calling it a ""mule"", it would have made more sense to call it a honkey."
"Only use ""extra virgin"" to describe olive oil that doesn't even think about fucking."
"What do you call someone that steals shoes? A sneaker."
"What do you say when you fart on an elevator? Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"
"How do you say bra in German? dashud sthapem from flappen"
"If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it."
"Have you heard about Will.i.am's new sitcom? My Name Is URL"