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"I rang up a local builder and said, ""I want a skip outside my house."" He said, ""I'm not stopping you."" **Tim Vine**"
"""Oh my god,"" said my wife, smiling, ""our boy's...kicking."" I said, ""Yes, that's generally how football works."""
"My friend recently bought an invisible pencil. Personally, I can't see the point."
"CNN: We're not sure but we'll report it anyway."
"I just saw a guy with no legs. I told him all about my recent stubbed toe. I hope it made him feel better about the whole no legs thing."
"Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug? Crack Rock."
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"Wife just texted me drive slow - cop around the corner so I laughed and showed it to the cop."