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Joke of the Day
"When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend But it was just my imaginasian."
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"Girlfriend: ""What's senior year without a little slacking?"" Me: ""Junior year."""
"I wish robot servants were affordable already."
"I don't like rape jokes... they always feel forced."
"dddddddddd ddddddddd dddddddddd ddd ddddddd ddddd dddd Sorry my keyboard was broken. I fixed it by giving my keyboard some Prozac because it was d-pressed."
"Ladies and Gents ""Ladies and Gents.... ...and that concludes our tour of the toilets."""
"Ladies: Stop looking for a man to sweep you off your feet.....Sweeping is your job."
"Why does tigger smell? Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke.."
"What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach? All the mammaries made me want to go back there!"