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Joke of the Day
"What has four legs and one arm? A pitbull terrier in a childrens' playground"
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"Her: ""My baby paints with her food because she's artistic."" Me: ""That or your baby paints with her food because she's a goddamn baby."""
"Where does Ned Flanders pick up women? On OkilyDokilyCupid"
"I could survive 3 months in the wilderness with a pocket knife and the contents of a woman's purse."
"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? A tire!"
"My wife said we should try some role reversal in bed last night... So I said I had a headache."
"What do you call an anorexic girl that has a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like not being allowed to leave the table until you finish your brussels sprouts."
"The world seems like a beautiful place until you realize that there isn't one thing that hasn't been shoved up a butt."
"I saw that new movie about N.W.A I rate it Straight/Compton"