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Joke of the Day

"Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas? Because all his white friends got better gifts than him."

"My therapist asked me to stop wanking. I asked how long i should stop for... He said at least until i left his office"

"Why do tachyons program in assembly? Because it's faster then C"

"Public speaking is a lot like being on a topless beach. It's only hard for the first few minutes."

"A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says ""get out!"""

"*Takes gift wrapping paper to the counter* Her: Did you want to buy that? Me: No, I just wanted to hold it for a while."

"A man was milking a cow... and suddenly a bull walks into the barn. The cow gets panic and says,""Oh shit! My husband!"""

"Never hit a man with eyeglasses Use your fist instead. >Enthusiastically told by my 6 year old brother, I thought it was worth sharing."

"Feminist Picnic... No sandwiches were made."

"I'm not ""Mr Right"" but I'll do freaky stuff to you till he shows up."