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Joke of the Day

"Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas? Because all his white friends got better gifts than him."

"[Last Supper] Jesus:""We need 13 chairs please"" Judas:""But chairs don't fall into common usage until the 16th century AD"" Jesus:""AD?"""

"How easy is it to stroll along on pies? Well, it's no cakewalk."

"What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?"

"What did the creators of Good Burger call their vegan cooking show? Quinoa and Kale"

"The best underwear jokes.... are brief."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. that was it very short joke"

"why are narwhals so sexually attracted to everything? because they are horny"

"What did the socialists use before candles? Electricity"

"They called their son Honest Abe, because his father was honest. They called their daughter Bloody Mary..."