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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at three ho's."

"Grammar Nazi. ""Sir, we are mining too many useless cores"" [Hitler rubs chin] ""So, mine less. [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] ""MINE FEWER!"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes, soldier?"""

"Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes? Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate."

"I asked my dad if I could go to a 50 cent concert... ... He tossed me a dollar and said ""take your brother"""

"What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? ""Holy smoke!"""

"[Dark] What is a Muslims favourite phone? Galaxy Note 7 (Exploding Variant) Just kidding it's an iPhone, you racist fuck. This joke has probably already been said before, so please up-vote."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Sorry I can't get hard right now. I just got laid."

"Iggy Azalea may not be the best singer... but she certainly is the fanciest"

"News has just come in that The Mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring. Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat. Edit: this is /u/Onetap1's joke, credit goes to him"

"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless"