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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst piece in undersea chess? The prawn."
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"How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world? Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go."
"I totally get why women are attracted to men who ride motorcycles. Like you increase your chances of getting to have two husbands by a lot."
"My neighbors are drunk & climbing up the balcony. Or possibly being robbed. Whatever."
"Father and son talking: - Daddy, is it true that in some parts of Africa and Asia a man does not know the wife until marrying her? - Here too, my son. Here too ..."
"Opposites don't always attract. I've met several sane and normal people and found nothing about them appealing."
"Monogamy is having one spouse. Polygamy is having more than one spouse. Monopolygamy is marrying the Monopoly Guy."
"I love volcano jokes... They magma lava my ash off."
"""Easy Come, Easy Go"" - My clinic name if I ever become a urologist."
"Why don't you eat a girl out first thing in the morning? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"