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Joke of the Day

"Are you saying that if I shoot you with a pistol, you won't get hurt? Why don't you give it a shot?"

"How is the world like a bag of jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."

"Why are Asians bad at golf? They don't know how to drive."

"I saw a sign at a highschool advertising anal ogies I was confused until I saw handwritten note saying that the printer couldn't print the letter ""R"""

"What do you call a joke that is not funny? An unfunny joke"

"What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The cheerleader in my trunk."

" I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one."

"What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree? A pool table."

"A mushroom walks into a bar... Bartender- Hey! Get out we don't serve your kind here! Mushroom- Why not? I'm a ""fungi""! Bam! You have all been ""punned""!"

"What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer? Apart from the Spelling?"