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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a balding Native American? A patchy.."

"My daughter just said that I'm the best dad she's ever had. So I got that going for me."

"I don't know about you, but I can't wait to be ashamed about what I do this weekend."

"My GF said a small penis isn't really a problem for our relationship I still wish she didn't have one though :("

"... AND IT WORKS!!! I just invented a time travel machine..."

"Letter to Santa... Little boy: Santa please send me a little brother!... Santa: send me your mother!!!"

"A night-shift nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and says... ""Oh damn it, some asshole has my pen!"""

"People always say, ""Its the little things in life you treasure""... But whenever I'm naked, girls always laugh."

"How is a pedophile similar to a tortoise? They both want to get there before the hare."

"I once asked an Irishman ""Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?"" He said, ""do we now?"""