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Joke of the Day
"What does OSU and Ronda Rousey have in common? They were both undefeated until the final kick."
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"What do you get from a frozen zombie? Frost bite. ;D"
"""But what can we do for the people who love our crowds but hate the rides?"" And with that question The Disney Cruise was born."
"[giving grandmother's eulogy] But on the plus side, that's the fastest she ever got down the stairs."
"Newt Gingrich suggested there's a ""right way"" to legalize gay marriage. He also reaffirmed that there's no ""wrong way"" to eat a Reese's."
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run - ORIGAMI not for everyone !"
"A Boy giving Complaints. Kid: mom, some kid is calling me gay mama: Hit him, in the face. Kid: I cant Mom: Why? Kid: Cause, he's so Cute!!"
"Donald Trump used to enjoy having first wife Ivana.... sit on his knees so he could raise and lower her. Guess not the first time he bounced a Czech."
"New slogan for cats: ""Ever go to the zoo and want to snuggle a tiger but don't want to die? Cats."""
"Kids, don't do cocaine but if you do make sure you have a lot cuz you'll want it."