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Joke of the Day

"A Boy giving Complaints. Kid: mom, some kid is calling me gay mama: Hit him, in the face. Kid: I cant Mom: Why? Kid: Cause, he's so Cute!!"

"I've recently started eating steel It's a refined taste"

"What's the height of conceit? Ant crawling up an elephant's leg with lust in its heart"

"*holds seashell to ear* new shell who dis"

"Why was 9 scared of 10 10 8 4 Ha"

"Did you know that Jose is an American name? It's mentioned in the very first line of the U.S. National Anthem."

"Your life and greatest achievements"

"A vegan, a crossfitter, and an atheist are sitting in a bar. But you wouldnt know it, thanks to the Texan telling you all about Texas"

"I taped Scooby Doo at 2am without realizing the commercials would change & now my 5 year old won't stop saying, ""Hot single ladies!""."

"Last night I tried a new Thai restaurant. It was nice... They had a pick your own kitten cage on the counter."