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Joke of the Day

"Trump and Hillary are in a plane crash. Who survives? America"

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... Suddenly she realises that some asshole has her pen."

"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. Unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did."

"I used to be a people person, but apparently collecting people in your basement is frowned upon."

"Apparently there's a voluntary organization trying to gain legal rights for apes. I guess you could say their work is Pro-Bonobo."

"Justin Bieber isn't gay he just likes to get his cheekbones blown out."

"Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I'm ""the one,"" but isn't talking to a police officer."

"Math Beer So I put my root beer in a square cup. Now it's just beer."

"Don't ever let anybody outshine you in life. If that means arriving at someone's funeral in a casket, then so be it."

"I often find myself singing in the shower, which can be extremely frightening. Is he a clone!? What is this place! SOMEBODY HELP ME."