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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite city in China? Taiwan"
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"Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016 Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision"
"When life gives you melons You might be a woman"
"Did you hear that a survivalist got roasted yesterday about his unemployment? Yeah, a Bear Grilled Bear Gryll's Bare Bills"
"I'm sorry I'm late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the fuck he was protecting his eyes from."
"Being an ice cream delivery guy must be a cool job."
"Drove past a Graveyard today... How many people are dead in there? my father says... i go unno? He says "" All of em"" dadjoked. It was 1998."
"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."
"Why don't north Koreans listen to funk? Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much."
"What do you call a person who enjoy mondays? Unemployed"