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Joke of the Day

"A chemist discovered a revolutionary new compound of technetium, sulfur, helium, and bismuth. It got him tons of BiTcHeS."

"What number is the oddest prime number? 2 Source: My discrete professor"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need 1 nail to hang the picture"

"What did dracula say to his girlfriend when she asked about sex? ""I only do oral once a month"""

"What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"Why was the dictionary on the top shelf more expensive than the one on the bottom... Because it was a higher definition"

"Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole."

"Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th"

"I WANT TO LIVE! Patient:""Docter, I have only 30 seconds to live!"" Doctor:""I'll be with you in a minute."""

"An atheist, christian, and a scientologist walk into a bar. The atheist and christian then beat the ever living shit out of the scientologist for being so damn stupid."