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Joke of the Day
"Today a tragedy occurred: a gardener died You could say he threw in the trowel"
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"Immigrants Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""
"What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich? An ambulance."
"Freudian Slip... I got divorced over a Freudian slip. I meant to say, ""Please pass the salt"" but I said, ""You rotten bitch, you ruined my life."" (I think that's a Jackie Mason joke)"
"What's the worst period of Caitlyn Jenner's life? There is none."
"What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married? You cant-elope!"
"Why did the blonde call an exterminator? Her computer had a bug..."
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are under $2.00 while deer nuts are under a buck"
"Christian men should have sexual orientation listed as bi... ...because they love Jesus"
"At least cunts are useful you're not."