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Joke of the Day
"I was recently asked my view on lesbians... In HD wasn't the answer they were looking for :/"
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"Whiteboards are truly remarkable."
"I promise to love you for better until things get worse."
"Did you hear about the sexually promiscuous deaf person? Turns out he got hearing aids."
"Keep a few cat turds in your pockets, just in case a cop searches you. He will get cat poop on his hands, and you can laugh. It's all legal."
"Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off."
"My daughter asked me what ""fap fap fap"" means... I think I should stop commenting on her Facebook pictures."
"My neighbourhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer for 6 years. I never knew he was a barber."
"You're not impressing anyone, server who didn't write down our orders. You're just making us anxious."
"God: U have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami Noah: But you're god, can't you just stop the tsunami God: *loves boats* No"