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Joke of the Day
"I was recently asked my view on lesbians... In HD wasn't the answer they were looking for :/"
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"I like my women like I like my cars Fast, loud, and used. Off craigslist."
"What did Jesus say to all the black people before he died on the cross? Don't do anything till I come back."
"What do Taylor Swift and Avada Kedavra have in common? They'll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar."
"I am absolutely mortified right now. I sent someone a DM to my small business center and TinyURL shortened it to http://tinyurl.com/acockk"
"I would tell a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."
"Three dyslexics walk into a bra..."
"""Let's call it a day."" I don't know what else you'd call it. Calling it a turtle would just sound stupid. ""Lets call it a turtle."" See?"
"I was asked who my favourite X-men was the other day... Apparently Caitlyn Jenner was inappropriate."
"Jesus told Peter, ""Peter, come forth and receive my eternal blessing"" But Peter came fifth and had to eat the biscuit"