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Joke of the Day
"My stoner neighbors got divorced but it's okay because they got joint custody"
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"What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!"
"What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it!"
"Loan shark: If you're late my guys will ... Me: Tell my gf my phone password? LS: Break every bone in your body M: Oh. Yeah that's fine"
"I wonder if mormons support the transgendered? If they did, they could go on a transmission! -- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast"
"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free"
"I tried kicking the habit today. The nun wearing it is extremely pissed."
"I hate trying to wipe my ass without my glasses on I can't see shit"
"*falls down* Mom: What was that? Me: My shirt fell Mom: It sounded much heavier than a shirt Me: I was in it"
"Why did the pirate captain suddenly die? He had an an*yarr*ysm."