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Joke of the Day
"My stoner neighbors got divorced but it's okay because they got joint custody"
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"Yes you impress me but so does a new set of windshield wipers."
"Why Wasn't Hitler Allowed to Host Jeapoardy? He kept asking the contestants if their answers were their final solution."
"Dr Seuss Jokes Hello M'lady, how are you today? Let's go to my place and then we may Play some cards and test our luck But after that let's go and fu...rnish my bedroom"
"What is a south Koreans favorite fruit? An impeach."
"MY WIFE IS CHEATING ON ME WITH A TINY FARMER wait these are Legos"
"My grandfather always said: ""Don't look after your money, look after your health"" Once I was looking after my health and someone stole my money. It was my grandfather."
"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord."
"""YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER"" - salt"
"""Betty White"" What the African American said when he heard there was a new Pope."