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Joke of the Day
"Why can you never compromise with a veggie burger? Because they'll never meat in the middle."
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"Chemistry joke thread? I'll start: I was at -273.15C one time. It was OK. What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon."
"What do you say to a man with no body and no nose? No body nose."
"Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?"
"How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician? Cold and calculating."
"Why should a man never bang his best friend? He'll probably catch fleas"
"I do not discriminate between white-collar and blue-collar workers Because I am collar-blind."
"Wearing crocs is like being blown by a dude... It feels great until you look down and realize that you're gay."
"Did you know 80% of chinese have cataracts? The other 20% drive Rincolns."
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