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Joke of the Day
"Why can you never compromise with a veggie burger? Because they'll never meat in the middle."
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"I have sex almost every night! Almost Monday night, almost Tuesday night..."
"Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway."
"Why is wrestling stupid?? It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt...."
"What is a cardiologists favorite wine Vena Cava"
"What's the difference between a job and a wife? After 10 years, a job still sucks!"
"They were having a sale at the hospital for vasectomies... It was a package deal."
"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."
"What does a Jewish pedophile say? L'Hymen!"
"Therapist: resentment is like drinking poison in the vain hope it makes your enemies sick Me: not if I'm banking on them eating my body"