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Joke of the Day

"Soft on Wall Street. Hard on Sesame Street. Romney 2012."

"There better be a martial arts tournament in Australia called Mortal Wombat"

"People are smoking weed today They all think that today is 4/20, too."

"Archeologists in South Africa have just discoved what they think is the oldest tampon ever found They are trying to find out what period it came from"

"Did you know there are only 24 letters in the NHS alphabet? There's no A&E."

"LPT: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain,and that's where shitty ideas come from."

"Other kids wanted to be astronauts or doctors, when I was little I wanted to be a horse calendar"

"Odd numbers I can't even..."

"Old Spice Joke Look at the comments."

"I lost 130 pounds in a year. She left me."