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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery? Because they have no attachments."
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"I like my women like I like my golf scores, in the 80's with a slight handicap."
"Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend? Because they're both roasted"
"i order a pizza online and under special requests i write: ""tell me the meaning of life"". when the door bell rings there's only an empty box"
"Why can't deer get marred? Because they can't elope"
"I always like to have snacks while I surf porn. That way, I'm packing on the poundage while I'm pounding on the package."
"Some old man was driving 20Mph the whole way home, as if he'd never seen snow before. Boy everyone sure got mad at me."
"The milkman A man comes home to his wife and says 'apparently the milkman has slept with every woman on this street except one', his wife replies 'I bet it's that stuck up cow at number 12'"
"I gave my keys to the Taco Bell valet when I showed up and now he's nowhere to be seen."
"The sentence ""I'm aware"" isn't very scary Unless you put Wolf on the end."