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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief who can't drive."

"Rock Joke... A rock asked a girl to be his girlfriend. The girl said ""Wow, I'm flattened!"" (Geddit? XD)"

"How do you know when your sister is on her period? (NSFW) Your dad's dick tastes like blood."

"Smiling releases endorphins in your body, which relieves stress. All I have to do now is explain that to my proctologist when he's done."

"Why is it better to be ashy? cause it just means you spit more fire"

"Yo Momma so Fat When she met Stevie Wonder backstage. He was like ""Who brought a goddamned bouncy castle in here!"""

"That awkward moment when you realize you were born roughly nine months after 4/20."

"Two kinds of girls There are two kinds of girls in the world: Girls with big tits...and girls that get in the way when I'm trying to look at 'em !!"

"Rob Ford..too soon? *Some* people though it would be nice if Rob Ford could be mayor for tumor years."

"My neighbor knocked on my door at 2 am this morning and said, ""Yo, I can't fcking sleep."" ""Well it's your lucky day,"" I said, ""I've got a party going on in here, come in."""