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Joke of the Day
"I'd be more inclined to get in a stranger's van if he was offering free wifi instead of candy."
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"Hey people that knock on locked restroom doors, what are you expecting? ""hey I'm taking a shit but come on in and join me"""
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles? Sparky."
"SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHMENT OF THE INNOCENT 6. PRAISE AND HONORS FOR THE NON-PARTICIPANTS"
"How can you tell there are two elephants in your fridge? You have to put the partly-eaten dismembered body of your infant daughter in the freezer instead."
"Click Bait Joke"
"[US] Mexican Submarine Destroyed in the Gulf of Mexico Oops wrong sub"
"How many internet users does it take to change a light-bulb? I dunno. Let's just sign a petition so that hopefully somebody will do it."
"Stumbled upon my sister's porn while on the family computer That's the last time I google her name..."
"What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children? Fight for your right to padre"