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"E-cigs are fedoras for your mouth"
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"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""
"Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know but your meal tastes worse."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? You put it in the oven until its Bill Withers."
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"Why did the lawyer have sex with the devil? Because he'd already screwed everyone else!"
"If I had a nickel for every time some didn't understand me I'd make more cents."