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Joke of the Day

"A young nun is sewing a hole in a sock... ...when she pricks her finger with the needle. - Shit! - Crap, I said shit! - Damn, I said crap! - Aw, fuck it. I never wanted to become a nun, anyways."

"Nigerian people is the best in the world. One of them offered me 1 million dollar via email this morning in just exchange for $100."

"What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away.."

"What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form? An informant"

"Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright."

"I told my wife that if she has any problems she can talk to me like she talks to her girlfriends so we're discussing why I'm such a idiot."

"They say don't drop the soap, they are right. You will slip on it and fall, I have first hand knowledge. Don't worry I'm fine, only a little drain bamage."

"Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people."

"What do you call a train when it's eating? A Chew-Chew Train! Side note, I have cheesy jokes for days."

"What do you call a room full of comatose people? A salad."