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Joke of the Day
"""Two birds with one stone, how about all the birds"" God thinks, hurling an asteroid toward Earth"
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"Coming on valentines day. Fifty shades of grey. There won't be a dry seat in the cinema."
"When suffering from insomnia I either count sheep or ask my GF how her day was."
"I have a cramp in my penis... could you rub it for me?"
"2 Irish queers Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael."
"What is red and bad for your teeth? A Brick."
"""What's your name?"" ""Colin Fucking Wilson."" ""Have you got Tourrettes?"" ""No, but the Vicar at my Christening did."""
"I'm sorry, we can't hire you. But your background check was hilarious."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
"Why don't Greek people need sex? The government fucks them everyday!"