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Joke of the Day

"When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself ""what would the hulk do?"" Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!"

"Somebody gets stabbed in London every 57 seconds. Poor bastard."

"Setp 1: Learn Spelling"

"It was such a hard core lesbian bar... even the pool table didn't have balls."

"Congress looks like the worst group project ever."

"Whats the difference? Whats the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup?... Anyone can mash potatoes..."

"At the library: Librarian: you have 45 cents in late fees. Me: (adjusts bow tie then slides 50 cents across the table) Keep the change"

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to *WANT* to change."

"My time-travelling uncle died. RIP Robert Mack, 1968-1834"

"If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic."