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Joke of the Day
"My time-travelling uncle died. RIP Robert Mack, 1968-1834"
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"Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day.nnI nearly choked on my decaf double choc mocha latte."
"You call it laziness', I call it laziness' too because I don't feel like coming up with an alternate excuse."
"What do you get when you combine a pun and a rhetorical question?"
"I love people who can make me laugh, when I don't even want to smile."
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye 'maighty"
"Walked past the fridge today and heard some onions singing the Bee Gees... ...turns out it was just some Ch-ch-ch-chivvveesss talking."
"First they ignore your fanny pack, then they laugh at your fanny pack, then they see you eat gummy bears from your fanny pack, then you win."
"Me and bros invented a new drinking game Draw a card, and if its black, take a shot we call it Ferguson"
"What is black and in jail? A black man who committed a crime."