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Joke of the Day

"What do cops and sports photographers have in common? They get paid to shoot black men."

"What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw."

"Two cannibals are eating this guy.... One of them ask, ""So, you having fun?"". The other one says ""Yeah. I'm having a ball."""

"When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew)."

"My girlfriend told me she loved me and wanted to marry me so I shot her in self defense."

"I used to think no one cared what I have to say. Then I joined reddit Now I know it's true."

"I didn't realize how religious the Japanese are. Always asking me if I have a pray station at home."

"the sequel to ""Up"" should be called ""Up 2: No Good"" who do I tell this to"

"A Jamaican is sightseeing in Egypt. A vehicle drives by, beeping its horn. ""Coo yah!"" he says. ""It's tootin' car, mon!"""

"What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai? Dubai fours"