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Joke of the Day
"If theres an otter, youre underwater. If a ferret you see, then on land you be."
Next Joke
"I once had the desire to do something worthwhile with my life. Then I discovered naps."
"My husband and I are trying to set up a new password for our computer. My husband puts, ""Mypenis,"" and I fall on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, ""Error. Not long enough."""
"My go-to office prank is to sneak onto someone's unattended Facebook page and post ""I'm undecided, which should I get, iPhone or Android?"""
"I'm terrified to death of someone stealing my identity and improving my credit"
"Why is it when a house is haunted it's always a ghost from the 1700's? Imagine it being a ghost from 2007 screaming ""It's Britney Bitch"" at 3am"
"Guys, when she complains about something you didn't do, tell her about the things you did do. That will make everything ok! You're welcome!"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill a Latvian? None."
"Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music."
"Did you hear about the plane that flew over the Java Sea? it crashed."