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Joke of the Day
"Just broke my record for distance of ejaculation. I've cum a long way."
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"british cops are calld ""bobbys""& dont hav guns. i kno a kid in 3rd grade named bobby who has no gun. hes basically a cop if he go to england"
"Whats the difference between a woman and a computer? A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies"
"When three or four Natives gather together... There's usually a fifth."
"Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!"
"What happens on 420 in Saudi Arabia A lot of people get stoned"
"What did one eyeball say to the other? Between you and me, something smells."
"What happens when a pope dies? Another pops up."
"What do you call a midget with no arms and a stumpy leg? A person. Don't be an asshole."
"Waiter: Do you have any questions about the menu? Me: Did you laminate these yourself?"