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Joke of the Day

"What weebles and wobbles but can't get up? Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men"

"My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows He calls it a rarecrow"

"A man walks into a bar He suffered a minor concussion."

"Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are ""your house keys"" and ""your house."" Well, son, that's what drinking is like."

"Kidnappers: We have your husband. Send us $10,000 if you ever want to see him again. Me: Where I should drop off his clothes?"

"I knew that psychic wasn't legit when she let me write a check."

"My sex life is like Star Wars Its either Hans Solo or I have to use the force..."

"What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling? r/jokes"

"What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common? They pay their debts on time."

"Why do men like BMWs? Because they can spell it. LOL LOL"