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Joke of the Day

"Benedict Cumberbatch announced that he's really well known now To which I say ""No shit, Sherlock."""

"I started writting an autobiography but I gave up... Story of my life."

"Q: Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent? A: Because it nose."

"What's brown and sticky? Anal."

"My girlfriend of 8 years recently told me she used to be a man This actually itsn't a joke I just had to get it off my chest. I'm heartbroken, what should I do?"

"I heard women love a man in uniform. Can't wait to start working at McDonalds."

"A dog named joke starts playing with his owners. One of the kids throws a ball across the street, the dog goes for it..... A car runs him over, the joke is over."

"We can teach kids there's no ""i"" in team but it's way more important to teach them that there's no ""a"" in definitely."

"Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins."

"So the other day my friend asked me if living in Switzerland had any benefits... I responded: ""Well, the flag's a big plus.""^I'll^see^myself^out."