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Joke of the Day

"Theft solution: Tits. Nobody is thinking about larceny when they're looking at tits. So ladies, help stop crime... show us your tits."

"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into some mud"

"Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... Then a table, then a chair."

"Make like my dick... and fuck your mother."

"A SHIT JOKE.... Two flies are sitting on a shit. One farted and the other one said ""Do you mind ? I'm eating here....."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work? A futility knife."

"Q: Why are farmers cruel? A: They pull corn by the ears."

"Act happy in the supermarket checkout line to contradict the sad story unfolding on the conveyor belt."

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? It was a small medium at large."