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Joke of the Day

"How do you stop a deaf women from telling anyone you raped her How"

"Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify should just grow a pear."

"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad."

"What do a good vacuum cleaner and a bad vacuum cleaner have in common? They both suck."

"Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries."

"I commend any woman for going into labor outside a hospital setting. If I have to poop anywhere besides my own bathroom I go into panic mode"

"What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla? A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)"

"where do they manufacture smiles? in a satisfactory"

"The chicken I just ate wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up."

"I'm sorry I broke your finger, but seriously, what did you expect would happen when you tried to eat the last two fries off my plate?"