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Joke of the Day
"Everyone criticizes the Salem Witch Trials, but we haven't had a witch attack in over 200 years."
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"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children"" and thought to myself, ""Sounds like a fair trade."""
"Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident."
"You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she organizes body parts in her freezer"
"My ex wife claims I have ""commitment issues"" like I didn't just wait in line for 30 minutes to get a hot dog at Costco."
"An Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew are sitting at a bar What a fine example of an integrated community."
"There's a gang in my neighborhood that recruits members by threatening them with all sorts of horrible punishments and tortures if they don't join .. but enough about the Church .."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 Jumpers. They went 79 stories in 10 seconds."
"A woman marries a man..... A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does."
"Need special medicine for our son's kidneys but we can't afford it because we bought printer ink last week :("