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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I flush a bug down the toilet, I have to watch and make sure it dosen't come back, zombie style, with revenge in it's tiny heart."

"What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep? A WOOLY JUMPER :)"

"Hello, pest control? Yes, I have these noisy little critters. They got into the snacks, made a mess of the place and keep calling me mom."

"From what I hear about time spent with abortion doctor's they're really not all that bad Many patients have claimed it's really brought the kid out in them."

"Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter."

"Knock knock Who's there? Little old lady Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!"

"I'm very concerned with sleeveless shirts as of late I have a vested interest"

"""Why are all the good ones either married, gay or the Son of God?"" - Mary Magdalene."

"Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't mate in captivity? He had a reptile disfunction."

"If you dress up as a banana and eat a banana Is that canabananalism?"