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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter."

"My girlfriend started pms-ing today. I thinks it's just a big ovary action."

"The best American joke of all time Healthcare"

"The filling in fortune cookies tastes like paper.."

"Who likes a good baseball joke? How can you tell if a catcher has the shits? The pitcher got some on his balls. ;p"

"What is beethoven doing in his grave Decomposing haha it's funni"

"Captain Hook's Girlfriend Breaking Up with Him It's not you, It's Smee."

"What's all white and can't fly? Harrison Ford"

"The cool thing about Cake Boss cakes is how everything is edible and has been touched all over and breathed upon for hours."

"God hates fags He prefers a nice, fat, dank blunt."