103544

Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the gas station ... and ask the guy who works there: ""How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?"" The boy stumbles: ""Well euhm ... nothing I guess."" ""Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"""

"You haven't Instagramed what you had for dinner yet? Please hurry up, the suspense is killing me."

"If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did"

"Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse."

"Is it any wonder men have been obsessed with sex since biblical times? After all, Adam was ribbed for his own pleasure"

"Girl, are you an HM move? 'Cause I can't seem to forget about you!"

"Girl at store thought CNN's Situation Room starred The Situation. No. Wolf Blitzer joins the cast of #jerseyshore next season."

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee: Free."

"A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked ""How long does it take to fly to Boston?"" The clerk said ""Just a minute..."" ""Thank you"" the man said and hung up."

"Doctor Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!"