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Joke of the Day
"Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap"
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"What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck!"
"For a first date date, my girlfriend wasn't impressed when I tried to drive over the frozen lake drunk. But, it was an icebreaker."
"I saw a movie trailer about 30 trapped chillean miners... Apparently Jared from subway had a stash... (I'm so sorry about this, I just thought of it and needed to get it out)"
"The biggest problem with stupid people is that they don't know they're fcuking stupid."
"Amish jokes Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady? She had two Mennonite I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter"
"I read a study about how sleep deprivation causes false memories ...I think"
"Horses are nice, they're like motorcycles you can pet"
"I once shook hands with Michael J Fox He seemed pretty offended, but in my defense, the room was cold."
"Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach."